It Won't Hurt Anymore

It Won't Hurt Anymore

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Wet Dream Assignment




SOFIA: 



GRADE: A+
TEACHERS COMMENTS: Terrific! There's passion and detail here. You tell me so much.  Clearly, you have deep desires to open up sexually. You internalize your desires rather than actualizing or expressing them. However, you are brave to express this dream, and in such lovely detail. Bravery is healthy. It is the path to health. You should seek a professional to turn that courage into conscious action. 

RACHELL:


GRADE:  B+
TEACHERS COMMENTS: You put a lot in here, and I admire that. I also appreciate that you did not go after your blond mystery lover. Given that this dream is directed by your subconscious, this means your fantasies have an edge of danger and transgression to them. There are deep-seeded latent rape desires here. I strongly suggest that you consult a professional to confide in, someone such as myself who can explore these issues with you. Brava! 

MARCUS:


GRADE: A+
TEACHERS COMMENTS: You know where I live.

IVY:


GRADE: A-
TEACHERS COMMENTS:  Awesome. A slice of pie. Just to my taste. You revealed about your childhood, your up-bringing, your sexuality, and the poetry in you. But excellence is not perfection, and perfection is a process. Seek out someone, like myself, that can guide you in living your dream. 

JESSI:


GRADE: B
TEACHERS COMMENTS:  You tease with a lot of detail. But you don't let us have a real taste. This suggests that you know what you want, but you choose to tempt others into giving it to you rather than asking. You clearly consider the experience arousing, even beautiful, but you have so much desire that you are shutting away. Open up, or wither away in mediocrity. Make an appointment.

KYLE:


GRADE: C-
TEACHERS COMMENTS:  No big deal indeed. I don't have the imagined version of what a night together would have been like, because you left out all the details. I have no idea what this girl did, how she made you feel, her name, whether you cried, her home address, or anything. This class is about sharing. If you are not prepared to share yourself, you will never ever have any meaningful connection with another human being. I am concerned that you will not just fail this class, you will fail to find the fulfillment that most human beings enjoy. 

MITCH:


GRADE: F
TEACHERS COMMENTS:  Mikka bouzu.

LUNA:

GRADE:  A-
TEACHERS COMMENTS:  I agree with Ms. Generic. You are getting an A on this assignment. From now on, don't you dare miss my class. This is entertaining, as you have a clear voice. As a professional, I'm not sure if you are a lesbian. Feel free to consult me or another professional to work out these issues.